I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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