I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
