So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am spending my child support on dildos
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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