Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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