We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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