No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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