So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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