covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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