if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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