It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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