is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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