did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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