apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize