Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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