New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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