He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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