A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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