This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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