Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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