There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Randomize
