so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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