Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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