Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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