How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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