i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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