dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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