I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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