Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Pappa wants mamma naked
she woke up with a sticky ear
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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