I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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