I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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