At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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