I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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