I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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