Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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