fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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