What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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