I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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