wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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