Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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