I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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