We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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