At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
