I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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