He kissed a someone with a penis
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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