we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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