Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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