Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
last night I used snow as a chaser
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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