spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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