so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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