All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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