im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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