I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
babies were throwing up all over the place
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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