I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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