Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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