So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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