god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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