the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
thus making me awesome and them whores
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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