I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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